Bunkyface

…the locals are chatting with you, but all you can think to yourself is:

“I won’t miss any of you dense motherfuckers at all. You are all just completely awful human beings. I’m moving away to hippie city WHERE I CAN ACTUALLY GET PIZZA DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE THAT DOESN’T SUCK POCKED ASS JUICE and I’m not coming back to this boner village for anything because I never want to see you assholes ever again!”